Now, it's plain to see that if Americans had not voted for Bush, this stuffy but democratic lady called Katrina would have changed direction, hitting Cuba or Venezuela. Places more accustomed to being humiliated than the American Empire.

 It's useless to think about it now. Anyway, I was so excited when I heard that the democratic champ Sean Penn would have personally taken care of the population of the Louisiana, proving once more that President Bush is a conceited ass.

 So, Brave Penn loaded his boat with rice and biscuits, antibiotics and blankets, and greeted his fans waving the handkerchief... But no!, goddam...as soon as he weighed anchor, plouf!, his boat has begun taking on water and he miserably started to sink.

 Happily enough the tragedy occurred at a spit distance from the river bank, so the presence of the National Guard has not become necessary, otherwise this valiant democratic actor would surely be drowned or greedily chewed by some ravenous republican cayman.

 Unfortunately this means that syphilitic faggot known as Zarqawi is right when he says it is the beginning of the end for America, if ultra-democratic Penn fails too.

 What a sorry existence. We can only get on Hanoi Jane's bus and cross the Mexican borderline. There we'll sail off to Cuba where doctors are cheap and children only ask two dollars for a good fuck.

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